Posted on April 2, 2015

23 Things You’ll Appreciate as a Mother of Teenage Girls

Family/ Lifestyle

music-680561_1280I don’t know about you but now my eldest has officially become a teenager, she has morphed into a monosyllabic, make up wearing, hormonal grump. There was a bit of a build up, her tweenage years definitely eased me in a bit, but now we are in the full throws of regular hormonal meltdowns. Life is after all ‘So unfair’. Here’s a few things I’ve realised that go hand in hand with ‘owning’ a child of the teenage variety:

  • She appears to have her own language. Sick no longer means someone is ill, it actually means something is really good – apparently. YOLO is another one which is brought out on a regular basis, as is LOL, but not in the written sense, she actually says LOL – I have this conversation with her practically every day, if something makes you ‘laugh out loud’ why not actually laugh rather than say LOL – apparently that makes me embarrassing – again! She also says hashtag all the time #annoying #embarrassing #yolo #sick – why are you hashtagging things in a sentence!
  • The amount of time spent in the bathroom seems to have risen with her age. She now has ‘pamper evenings’, she shaves stuff, she ‘experiments’ with makeup and her hair and then instagrams it all. Just getting ready for school can take over an hour and she’s attempted to go to Scouts wearing bright red lipstick before too. Thank god she has her own bathroom that’s all I’m gonna say!
  • She constantly has a pair of earphones on, even if they aren’t connected to anything. I’m not sure if this is so she can pretend she can’t hear me or if it is for ease of plugging herself into whichever electronic device she just so happens to fancy listening to/watching next, whatever the reason it drives me mad.
  • If you leave your purse laying around, or even in your bag rather than in a bank vault, it is fair game. As is any change you leave on the sides or in the car. The amount of times I have gone to pay for parking or use my trusty coin for the trolley that I always keep in the car, to find it gone, is ridiculous! Oh and she has more money than I do. She stockpiles her pocket money and spends mine instead. That is when she can find her money of course as it often gets left laying around and when she can’t find it she blames me for taking it!
  • She is so sweet, often telling me she loves me. I catch a glimpse of the sweet little girl she once was and my heart softens a little. Then she follows it up with ‘Can I have a lift/Can I have £20’ just to shatter the illusion.
  • She believes swearing in other languages is acceptable because I couldn’t possibly know what she’s on about.
  • Any music I like that isn’t bang up to date is referred to as ‘vintage’ and no that isn’t a compliment. Equally if I profess to like any of the songs she likes I’m ‘so embarassing’.
  • The one thing that will guarantee a teenage meltdown complete with screaming, tears, throwing things and door slamming is asking her to tidy her room. You see if a teens room has even the slightest path between all the crap from the door to the bed it is considered tidy, any argument about that fact is met with huffing and puffing, then closely followed by tears and wails of ‘it’s soooooooooo unfair’.
  • A teenagers idea of tidying said filthy room is to shove everything into wardrobes or under the bed so when you open the wardrobe you’re met with an avalanche of clothes, books, homework and 5 day old food bursting out of the wardrobe and spilling across the floor. Asking your teen to clean it up will result in screams of protest and that it was tidy and no one looks in the wardrobe anyway.
  • They NEVER have any clothes to wear, ever! Whether that’s because the little filth bags leave it in heaps on the floor which eventually get kicked under the bed or stuffed into the wardrobe out of sight, or they have 1000 items of clothing in their bulging wardrobes but they simply can’t find anything they could possibly wear to school/the shops/out with friends. It is of course sooooooo unfair.
  • Don’t even bother suggesting an outfit to your teenager. You will be met with death stares and the usual ‘that’s so embarrassing’, along with ‘what would you know about fashion, you’re old’.
  • Expect your teen to experiment with their style. You could be going to the shops and they’ll want to wear what can only be described as a party/going out dress. If you tell them to remove it and put something more approriate for the occasion on you will again be met with death stares and ‘it’s sooooooo unfair’.
  • Any attempts at ‘being down with the kids’ will be met with disdain. For example I recently asked the teen if she was into Zoella (come on every teenage girl is aren’t they) to be met with an eye roll and was informed it was all about American vloggers not homegrown talent and what the hell would I know anyway. Oh and I was an embarrassment – again!
  • On the recent One Direction scandal of Zayn leaving the band, her thoughts were anyone who was sad enough to get upset about someone leaving a band should go see a psychiatrist. When I told her girls were upset when Robbie left Take That when I was younger she told me to ‘get a life and stop living in the past’. That told me then!
  • She has a shocking ability to transform from demon teen to sweetness and light infront of her teachers and friend’s parents in an instant. No one seems to believe me when I tell them I think she might be the spawn of satan because infront of other people she is adorable.
  • With teens comes hormones and lots of them. One minute she’s happy and laughing, the next she’s having an almighty meltdown and she may not even be sure why. Remember your hormones when you were pregnant – it’s pretty much like that but instead of 9 months it lasts from about the age of 11 and a half until 18 – yay!
  • She’s always late to leave for school. She takes an age to get ready as every day is a fashion show (the joys of a school with no school uniform) and of course she can never find anything to wear – see the point above for more on that little gem!
  • She wears ridiculously unsuitable footwear for school then asks me to pick her up because she can’t walk home in her heeled boots. My answer to just change her shoes was met with absolute disdain and a lecture about how changing her boots would mean changing her entire outfit and make her late for school. Silly me.
  • Teenage girls will always shave/pluck something you’ve told them not to. It started with her arm pits which I was ok with then progressed to her legs which I’m not too happy about. Last week she did her eyebrows. Her beautiful eyebrows which had such a lovely shape to them. Now they’re ok but nothing like the gorgeous ones she had. Voicing my opinion on the matter was met with ‘Oh for gods sake, they’re not your eyebrows and look at the state of yours anyway’. Nice!
  • Teens spend a ridiculous amount of time on Vine and Youtube watching anything from parodies to cute cats making weird noises.
  • They instagram everything! And I mean everything. If you think you use instagram a lot as a blogger or a parent, you have nothing on teens. They literally don’t stop and get the rotten ump if no one likes or comments on their pictures.
  • Don’t respond to friends requests from your teen’s friends on Facebook, you really don’t want to see what they get up to, trust me! But if underage piercings, drinking, snogging and god only knows what else is your thing and you fancy giving yourself heart failure on a regular basis, then you go right ahead!
  • You suddenly realise your baby girl has become attractive to the opposite sex and the local spotty faced youths give her a second look as she walks past. I may take to carrying a baseball bat or employ a bodyguard!

I’m sure there are plenty more that I’ve forgotten, can you add any?

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  • Reply Kim Carberry April 2, 2015 at 1:00 pm

    hahaha! I’m starting to see the start of my girl becoming a teenager and I don’t like it one bit!
    My girl says LOL out loud too and it is so annoying!!
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 6:07 pm

      The LOL thing is surely one of the most irritating things they ever say! Just laugh! Kids eh!

  • Reply Ali April 3, 2015 at 10:31 am

    You might take comfort in knowing that teen boys are very similar, except fot the make up and other girlie things! I ca early understand him most of the time #thelist
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 6:06 pm

      Ha ha I’m glad my little boy is only 3 so I dont have to go through it with him yet, although that just means another 10 years until I have to go through it all over again!

  • Reply Penny Pincher (Dawn) April 3, 2015 at 11:54 am

    I have 5 kids, I’ve been through the teenage stage twice and my 3rd child is 16. I can relate with every single point you made. I’m laughing because I posted something similar myself. Some of those points should fit in nicely with yours 😉

    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 6:04 pm

      Oh I love it, yours is so funny! And if I had a £1 for every time my daughter has said ‘I don’t feel well’ just this term alone I’d be rich!

  • Reply Mummy Fever April 3, 2015 at 1:22 pm

    I have one girl and three boys. My daughter is the eldest at 8 but I am already seeing some of this …. #TheList

    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 5:59 pm

      I’m sure they turn into teens younger these days! I still maintain I was an angel until the age of 13 but my mum would tell you otherwise 😉

  • Reply Emma T April 3, 2015 at 11:23 pm

    That’s a very comprehensive list. I dread to think what we’ll get with the male equivalent. #brilliantblogposts
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 5:58 pm

      Ha ha sneaking girls home, stinking bedrooms and refusals to wash perhaps! My little boy’s 3 at the mo so another 10 years until the teenage years kick in thankfully. His big sis is enough to be getting along with for now that’s for sure!

  • Reply You Baby Me Mummy April 6, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Oh no! I have all this to come and I am scared now! 🙂 Thanks so much for linking up to #TheList x
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 5:57 pm

      They certainly don’t stay little angels for long that’s for sure! x

  • Reply Vicki Montague - The Free From Fairy April 7, 2015 at 12:23 pm

    Oh no! You have just given me an insight into my future and it has scared me!!! I have a 7 year old girl, who I think has her moments now like you have described above…but I clearly don’t know what is going to hit me! Sad.
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 8, 2015 at 5:56 pm

      Ha ha good luck!

  • Reply Sarah MumofThree World April 18, 2015 at 9:38 am

    Eek! I can’t say I’m looking forward to this!
    My daughter is 9 and still an absolute delight. I have 13yo and 11yo sons, so am experiencing a bit of the boy side of this, but the more I read, the more convinced I am that we have it easy with boys!
    Thanks for linking up with Britmums teen and tween round-up – I hope you pop over and enjoy some of the other posts.
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented April 19, 2015 at 10:49 am

      Ha ha I’m hoping boys are easier as I’ll have just got through the teenage demon years with my daughter when my 3 year old son goes through them. I’m thinking boys might be more monosyllabic grunting than hormonal meltdowns like my daughter – well here’s hoping anyway!

  • Reply Cheryl | TimeToCraft May 14, 2015 at 12:08 pm

    Love your list. Eldest is almost 13. Nodded through most of your points. Dreading the rest. We call her floor the Floordrobe. I’m not sure what she keeps in her wardrobe.
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    • Reply Mum Reinvented May 15, 2015 at 10:16 am

      Ha ha floordrobe – I like it! That’s certainly what my daughters floor looks like right now!

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